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You got it.
Here’s your Cerberus listing — written like it dropped out of a sealed dossier from the Vatican’s secret quartz division:


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CERBERUS — TRIPLE BUCKET SYSTEM

$120.00
PHORMANT / Glass Pass Exclusive


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This isn’t a banger. This is a weaponized heat engine.
Meet CERBERUS — a triple-bucket quartz system engineered for maximum surface area, sustained temperature control, and ritualistic dominance. One core bucket. Two side chambers. All fused into one impossibly clean unit that laughs in the face of weak flame.

Handcrafted with lab-grade quartz

Designed for multi-bucket heating cycles

Side buckets double as flavor chambers or reclaim zones

Heavy-duty airflow — optimized for heady hitters and glassblowers who live loud

Built for collectors, not civilians

Heat-tested. Studio-verified. Ceremonial-approved.



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Every CERBERUS ships with:

Custom-stamped insert card with serial code

Optional PHORMANT case upgrade (DM for loadout)

Free judgment from the unworthy



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🜏 Rare. Loud. Functional.

The Serberus